The Life Asiatic
Patrick: My first entry here put me off writing for a while. I was overwhelmed with how much of my day it took to chronicle my day, and so I went sour on it. But today, Sarah told me, “I’d like to write another entry, but people will start thinking it’s my blog, and not ours. You should really write something.” My reputation thus threatened, now I write. This will not be a comprehensive log of our recent travels. I’m just going to describe the creatures we’ve seen, beginning with the mudskipper.
We saw more wildlife than we were expecting to see in Melaka, on the southwest coast of peninsular Malaysia. We went there for history and architecture. It’s a six hundred year old port town that, under its first two sultans, grew to be an extremely important trading center and the seed of Islam in this region. Following its first century, it was successively colonized by the Portuguese, the Dutch, and the British, none of whom were ever able to match the trading success of the original sultanate with their imported government models. It’s now kind of a small, picturesque town with a lot of good food, but it’s certainly not a pillar of Southeast Asian trade. We knew most of this from the guidebook. But it didn’t mention the mudskippers.
These suckers were swarming the banks of the tidal river that runs into the ocean through Melaka. Sarah, who is the better wildlife spotter between us, noticed the first one. It was jarring. The expressive face of a withered human was peering out of the water, propped up on a rock, its tail end disappearing into the depths. Was it an amphibian? It had no front legs. It had, we convinced ourselves, only fins. It skipped off, swimming across the top of the water. Another one came up and started trotting around on land. This one was confirmation that there were no legs, only fins and a tail. We sighted another, then more. We decided for a few minutes that these were creatures at some life-cycle stage between a tadpole and a frog. A Malay family came by, obviously on vacation too, and we pointed these things out to them. The man gave them a glance, totally blasé, and said, “Fish.” He consulted his wife, then said something like “Gembing.” We tried to express our enthusiasm, but they just smirked and moved on. They did pay some attention to the gembings; the man stamped to scare them and make them stir up the water, entertaining the little boy. Like a dad in Philly might do with squirrels or pigeons. Basically, the message was, these are no big deal.
The first sighting was all at high tide. There wasn’t much room for the mudskippers to run around. But when we came back the next morning, the tide was low, and they were all over the place. They’re really fast, and they come in all sizes. They bounce across the top of the water and then scoot across the land, leaving tracks like plant stems with leaves shooting off the sides - the stems from their tails, the leaves from their fins. Also, like the prairie dogs of the riverbank, they were popping in and out of little holes in the mud, looking around, and generally darting every which way.
They were pretty cute in some ways, and absolutely revolting in others. This is not a clean river, by any stretch. It’s filled with trash, gutter runoff, and, I’m sure, worse stuff that I don’t know about. The mud these fish are rooting around in is basically the decayed effluvia of the surrounding area. It’s gotten me to worry about whether I’m eating mudskipper when I sample the fish curries in restaurants here.
Other sightings in Melaka: a tree strung up with so many lights that at night, it was a virtual Manhattan of screeching birds. I mean, noise pollution and a serious need for a modernized sewer system. Also, a couple of pretty large monitor lizards hunting on the banks of the river as we biked by on our rickety rented mountain bikes our last day there.
After four days in Melaka, we took a bus up to Taman Negara (which translates to simply, “National Park”), where we were supposed to see wildlife. We did, after a while. On our first rainforest hike, we saw a crew of monkeys chilling in the canopy. They were fun to watch until they started peeing at us, then we got out of the way quick. There were peafowl brazenly walking within a couple meters of us, more monitor lizards, and giant ants crawling along the path with us. We came across an enormous centipede, at least 20 cm long, and took a video of its amazing leg action.
We probably spent the longest time watching a family of wild pigs rooting through underbrush and eating leaves. Their occasional grunts seemed so homey and contented, it was comforting. At some point, the mother went off to feed her seven piglets, and we couldn’t go to watch because we would have been in the way of the other four adults charging across the path to join them. We knew what was happening only because of the loud squealing we heard coming from that direction.
Now we’re in the Cameron Highlands, a cool-weathered hill station on the way to Penang, and I imagine we’ll be here for a while. Sarah and I are both recovering from various maladies, and the weather here is just so pleasant, aside from the fact that it rains every afternoon. There is plenty of canopied jungle to hike through, and we aren’t even sweating through our clothes when we’re done. In general, the abundance of plant and fungal life here is just incredible, unrivaled by anything I’ve seen in the US. Everything is green. Every tree has bromeliads and moss growing off of it and vines hanging from it. I guess that’s what you get with lots of sun and lots of water, even at a moderate temperature. Actually, we decided that the plants growing on the forest floors here would be perfect choices for house plants back at home, because they live in low light, at a constant temperature that’s ideal for humans.
We haven’t had as many animal sightings here, but there have been some. There was some weird asian squirrel that ran up a tree in front of us on our first hike, and a few shy lizards. On another hike, some monkeys seemed to be following us around and hooting, but they wouldn’t show themselves; they just hooted and chittered from the branches. We’ve seen a number of cool birds here, including one very small one, maybe a finch, that hopped and looked around so jerkily that I thought it must be some kind of clockwork machine.
It’s raining today, not just in the afternoon, but since the morning. Sarah and I are catching up on our reading and writing. No nature sightings except what we can see out the window.

