Mold and lodging in Kolkata
Sarah: Our journey to Kolkata gets off to a fairly inauspicious start on Saturday when we arrive at the Gaya train station for a 9:00 a.m. departure and are told that our train is delayed and now expected in at 11:30. This is a train that had started in New Delhi some 17 hours before, Gaya being just one of many stops on the long line to Kolkata. We all groan a little -- a couple days before, Patrick had met someone whose train ended up arriving at its destination 18 hours late, and we’ve been told that the Indian Railways policy is that late trains always defer to on-schedule trains for station stops, track changes, and so forth -- which basically means that once a train has started running late, it’s only going to get later.
So we settle in for what is to be a long wait in the upper class waiting room (everything in the train stations here is segregated into classes, with the upper class waiting room being the equivalent of the premier lounges in American airports, except with rickety plastic chairs, frequent power outages, and foul odors drifting from the squat toilets in the bathrooms).
Around 10:30, Hannah and I go downstairs to the enquiry window to check on our train again, and hear that it is now expected at noon. By 11:30, when Patrick asks, they’re saying it will arrive at 1:15, and by 12:30, the projected time is 1:45. The train is clearly getting later and later at some progressive rate, and it starts to seem like a Calculus word problem (because aren’t all math word problems about trains?), which I gigglingly transcribe (“If an Indian train is scheduled to arrive at Gaya Junction at 9:00 a.m....”) and Hannah dutifully graphs out in her journal. Our calculations suggest that the train’s arrival time is an exponential curve approaching 2:00 p.m. And 2:00 is just about when it pulls into the station, which Hannah and I, old Math Team buddies that we are, congratulate ourselves on, because we’re nerdy like that.
On board the train, we settle in for some lounging in our berths and study up in the guidebook to figure out a strategy for finding a guesthouse. If all had gone according to plan, we would’ve had an eight-hour train ride that got us into Kolkata by 5:00 p.m., which seemed like a fine and decent hour to go looking around for a place to stay. But now our train is running at least five hours late, and getting later by the hour, putting us on target for a middle-of-the-night arrival, which is never fun in a new city. Still, we pick out a first choice hotel and a couple back-ups that are just down the block and hope for the best.
It’s 11:00 p.m. when we finally arrive in Kolkata, and we grab a quick dinner in the train station food court, because we weren’t able to eat on the train -- another glitch in the system, apparently, since usually you can order meals on the trains; I guess because this one was originally scheduled to arrive before dinner time, there was no provision for dinner service. So, 11:30 or so, we get in a taxi and head for Sudder Street, the backpacker district, which should be packed with budget accommodation. After several wrong turns and stops to ask for directions (to what should be one of the more common taxi destinations in the city), our driver pulls up to the Hotel Diplomat, which is locked up and gated. A staff person is roused only to tell us that the hotel is full. We unload our stuff from the taxi anyway and proceed on foot around the corner to a couple other guesthouses that had been recommended in the guidebook.
The scene is the same. A locked gate, a sleepy-eyed man stumbling up to it to say the word “Full,” a continued trudge down the block. Four places have turned us away, and we’re starting to feel like Mary and Joseph on Christmas Eve, when an old man in a blue sarong hands us a business card and says, “Come, come.” Without much choice, we follow him further through the narrow street and down another block. The first place he takes us to is full. The second place has two rooms -- they’re 800 rupees, which is three or four times what we’d normally hope to spend, but we’re desperate enough to take a look. The first is small, windowless, but clean -- so we ask to see the second.
The young woman leads us up a tiny, ladder-like staircase, opening a trap door to allow our backpacks to fit through, and all of a sudden we’re presented with a doorway that we’d have to duck to fit through -- it’s got to be all of four and a half feet high -- but I’m starting to duck down, assuming the hallway will be taller on the other side -- only it’s not. Hannah, stooped over with her backpack on, obligingly follows the woman down the child-sized hallway as Patrick and I wait in the stairwell, where we can still stand up. “It’s just like that scene in Being John Malkovich,” I say. Meanwhile, Hannah too is assuming that once she makes it through the hall, the actual room will be full-size. But no, it’s got four and a half foot ceilings too. And no window. “But it’s very clean,” the woman says, and Hannah can’t help but chuckle a little bit as she stoops her way back to us. “Have you guys seen Being John Malkovich?” she asks. We thank the woman for her help, but say we’re going to keep looking.
We pass a family sleeping under blankets in the stairwell of the hotel on our way out, and that’s starting to look like a better and better option. Our blue-saronged friend tries to lead us down an even darker, narrower alleyway, to which we say thanks but no thanks, and when I knock at the next dark, gated guesthouse, the guy there tells us he has a room with three beds, only 300 rupees. We take a look, and despite the boarded up window, strong scent of mold, and large black stain running up the wall from a cluster of charred electrical wires, we decide it’s time to end our search and settle in for the night. The guy puts fresh sheets on the beds for us, and turns on the fan, and eventually we all fall asleep.... Only to be woken by him poking his head through the door the next morning at 8:00 a.m. (because apparently the bolt on the door doesn’t actually work) to ask for our passports. We’re like, “can’t this wait an hour or two?” but no, it can’t. So we get dressed and get our check-in forms filled out and head out to find breakfast and look for a new hotel, because staying in that one again is definitely not an option. It stinks like a damp basement and the pillows are lumpier than a bag full of socks and clearly, electrical fires are a not-uncommon occurrence.
But we do find another place, slightly better (though still kind of moldy-scented), and then the next day, trying again, end up where we are now -- a hotel with rooms that doesn’t smell of mold, with comfortable pillows and even cable TV so we can watch Bollywood movies and episodes of Hot Seat -- the Indian version of Who Wants to Be a Millionaire.
I’m incredibly grateful to finally be in a place where I can sleep through the night and wash my clothes without fearing they’ll be infested with mildew spores before they’ve had a chance to dry. Especially because, in all other respects, Kolkata has been a really fun and interesting place so far. The food has been fantastic -- it deserves a whole separate essay -- the museums interesting, the parks lovely, the architecture beautiful, and the shops enticing. In fact, I would highly recommend a visit to Kolkata to anyone planning a trip to India; I’d just recommend booking a room in advance, or at least trying really hard not to arrive in the middle of the night.
More updates (and new photos) soon -- for now, we’re off to do some more shopping and sightseeing. Much love.
